I had onions in my sandwich at lunch.. HOLY SHIT i keep burping and I can still taste them ! LOL

I took a shit earlier and when I flushed the toilet it was SO LOUD i couldn't believe it!! Next time I'm just gonna leave it I think...

Today I woke up and realized I was the best person on earth. This was no revelation... I had already known this LOL.. jk but serious. I'm at work where I am mixing my time between IRC and blogging.. occasionally I alt-tab to my accounting software to dupe my boss into thinking I'm working! I'll keep you all updated!